As pseudo-Iranian terrorists shit in their islamic man-dresses made in Moscow, a familiar sight near the Syrian border has just occurred. It is what is known as 'very loud ka-booms..followed by heaps of dead muslim terrorists..or a typical Wednesday in Syria.' Of late the rogue caliphate of Iran has been suffering heavy losses in their terrorist war, their most accomplished terrorist proxy hezbollah has even been renamed as "deadbolla" due to recent setbacks, and as always Israel rarely misses and continues to use them as target practice.
This time beautiful Israeli Airforce fighter jets struck a weapons convoy headed into the hands of terrorist Hezbollah fighters in Syria, causing massive damage and an untold number of casualties. One Israeli pilot reportedly showed video of him doing a stop and go landing on the infamous Russian S-300 junk missile system, proving that the Israeli military is far superior to dog food eating Russia and their ghoulish pedophile and head-diaper wearing friends in Iran. The pilot also showed a unique picture of him flying upside down while bombing the hezbollah trannys. The Israelis are known to get bored and implement "trick shots" in order to stay on top of their game when dealing with muslim terrorists who live in dung heaps and declare victory in battles in which they lose 90% of their forces yet have an endless supply of cannon fodder from other illiterate countries and sexual-inbred islamic cesspools.
The great attack occurred on the Syrian-Lebanese border earlier in the afternoon and struck a number of vital positions important to the terror organization as they try to establish their own child fuck-forts and hidden sex-bunkers and storage containers for their generic Iranian dildos and Russian Bear anal lube supply. The Hezbollah fighters adhere to a strict islamic-Iranian ideology in which all males by the age of 10 are forced into the army and raped by their commanders as a right of passage in the name of the great sky-lord and mass murderer - Allah the Unholy. "We can tell when a child soldier is ready to fight when he no longer is able to poop right" said one Iranian elite commander of Hezbollah. He then showed us his balloon tie butthole in an attempt to showcase that in 20 years he healed and has gained status among his men who admire him for having the tightest butthole of an Iranian commander they have ever seen, he even has good wiping etiquette according to one soldier referred to only as "Muhammad the ass eater" .
Back to the bombing, the superior and bad ass Israeli Air Force struck the Russian weapons convoy near a Syrian "terrorist safe-haven" where Hezbollah militants were allegedly stationed and attempting to perform sex acts on unsuspecting disabled people and the elderly.
KA-BOOM.
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