1. Razor bump pussy. She's still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.
2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.
3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she's not exactly dancing on the bar.
sy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don't).
5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won't find a young girl with this pussy anymore.
6. Lazy pussy. She's putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two "going out" outfits.
7. Spinster pussy. This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is ready for the body attached to it to die. [
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